Joke: 2 trinis & a donkey

Jonsey buy a donkey from Ramsingh, an old farmer pardner, for $300.
Ramsingh agree to deliver the donkey the next day.

Next day, Ramsingh drive up and said,
"Sorry Jonsey, but ah have some bad news. De donkey dead."

"Well, gie me back meh money," said Jonsey.

"Worse news boy, ah went and spen it ahreddy."

"OK, den. Just unload de donkey."

"Wha yuh go do wid him?" asked Ramsingh.

"You doh worry, I go raffle him."

"Yuh cyar raffle a dead donkey. Yuh mad or what!"

"Who say so....you makin joke. Watch me. I ent tellin nobody he dead,"
said Jonsey.

A month later Ramsingh bounce up Jonsey in the market.
"Jonsey, wha happen wit yuh dead donkey boy?"

Jonsey replied,
"Ah raffle him off nuh. Ah sell 500 hundred tickets at 5 dollars and ah
rake in $2,500.00"

"Nobody eh make noise?"

"Only de fella who win. So ah gie him back he five dollars!"