** Humour

An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he calls his grandson to his bed.

"You lissin-a me. I wanna for you to taka my chroma plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me."

"But grandpa, I really don't like guns. Why don't you leave me your Rolex watch instead."

"Shuddup an lissin. Somma day you gonna runna da business, you gonna have a beautifula wife, lotsa th money, a biga home and maybe a couple a bambinos.

Somma day you gonna coma home and maybe find you wife inna bed with anothera man. Whadda you gonna do then ...... pointa to you watch anda say, Times Up?"


[LOL!!!!! I thought twas pretty funny :) ]

~ Rads