** Some very interesting puns :)

• Passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing fly.
• Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.
• Man who run in front of car get tired.
• Man who run behind car get exhausted.
• Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
• Man with one chopstick go hungry.
• Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways, going to Bangkok.
• Baseball is wrong - man with four balls cannot walk!
• War doesn't determine who is right - war determines who is left.
• It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
• Man who drive like hell bound to get there.
• Man who stand on toilet seat is high on pot.
• Man who fishes in other man's well, often catches crabs.
• Crowded elevator smells different to midget.
• Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time.
• Man who sneezes without tissues, takes matters into his own hands.
• Constipated people don't give a sh*t.

I had me a good laugh there :)

~ Rads ~