Shakespearian Insults From Fluffy The Killer Dog

[ps... RoBoCrAp could probably use some of these eh? ]

- Thou accursed prick-eared clack-dish!

- Thou pribbling clapper-clawed mumble-news!

- Thou spongey guts-griping ruinous-butt!

- Thou adulterate idle-headed plebian!

- Thou accursed shag-haired nut-hook!

- Thou pragging crook-pated scullion!

- Thou venomed beef-witted boar-pig!

- Thou churlish doghearted gudgeon!

- Thou tongueless dismal-dreaming lewdster!

- Thou lumpish white-livered hypocrite!

- Thou lascivious clay-brained foul adulterer!

- Thou frothy flap-mouthed ratsbane!

- Thou venomed fool-born babbling gossip!

- Thou scandalous open-arsed contriver!

- Thou tottering tardy-gaited boar-pig!

- Thou saucy knotty-pated miscreant!

- Thou poisonous folly-fallen scut!

- Thou viperous crook-pated misbegotten-divel!

- Thou errant white-livered infection!

- Thou vain weather-bitten worms-meat!

- Thou adulterate decayed maggot-pie!

- Thou warped toad-spotted devil-incarnate!

- Thou obscene ill-bred horse-drench!

- Thou tottering shard-borne strumpet!

- Thou slanderous knotty-pated promise-breaker!

- Thou beggarly full-gorged wrinkled-witch!

- Thou lumpish clay-brained vile worm!

- Thou lumpish crook-pated vassal!

- Thou loathed idle-headed vile worm!

- Thou loggerheaded fat-kidneyed serpents-egg!

- Thou bawdy folly-fallen clotpole!

- Thou arrogant onion-eyed varlet!

- Thou goatish dismal-dreaming bag of guts!

- Thou base open-arsed haggard!

- Thou slanderous milk-livered bag of guts!

- Thou spleeny boil-brained minnow!

- Thou meddling deformed nut-hook!

- Thou mammering rude-growing flap-dragon!

- Thou vain rude-growing contriver!

- Thou artless half-faced bladder!

- Thou bootless crook-pated vassal!

- Thou unmuzzled plume-plucked ratsbane!

- Thou froward knotty-pated bladder!

- Thou traitorous pox-marked death-token!

- Thou soulless base-court hypocrite!

- Thou infectious ill-nurtured miscreant!

- Thou reeky half-faced carrion!

- Thou babbling fen-sucked withered-hag!

- Thou dankish urchin-snouted leprous witch!

- Thou cockered pox-marked wrinkled-witch!

- Thou dankish idle-headed minnow!

- Thou spongey long-tongued babbling gossip!

- Thou shameless hell-hated hag-seed!

- Thou unmuzzled hasty-witted callet!

- Thou lumpish prick-eared slug!

- Thou surly dizzy-eyed whore-master!

- Thou slanderous earth-vexing mumble-news!

- Thou tongueless toad-spotted coxcomb!

- Thou mewling base-court fustilarian!

- Thou accursed motley-minded pignut!

- Thou warped half-faced ingested-lump!

- Thou spleeny shard-borne misbegotten-divel!

- Thou dankish dismal-dreaming imbossed carbunkle!

- Thou rancorous clay-brained bear-whelp!

- Thou beslubbering beetle-headed writhled shrimp!

- Thou accursed puke-stockinged scullion!

- Thou droning flap-mouthed leprous witch!

- Thou slanderous reeling-ripe foul deformity!

- Thou withered boil-brained punk!

- Thou rancorous plume-plucked moldwarp!

- Thou gleeking long-tongued bum-bailey!

- Thou rank half-faced wrinkled-witch!

- Thou gleeking flap-mouthed scullion!

- Thou fawning tallow-faced mangy-dog!

- Thou beslubbering pottle-deep fustilarian!

- Thou babbling dizzy-eyed flirt-gill!

- Thou tottering fat-kidneyed coxcomb!

- Thou saucy milk-livered harpy!

- Thou babbling long-tongued canker-blossom!

- Thou wayward clapper-clawed bear-whelp!

- Thou clouted motley-minded devil-incarnate!


Now if only the four lettered expletives could be replaced by these... vile language may seem so much more poetic!