** Stop and Think

QUESTION:

Suppose there were a pregnant woman who already had 6 kids: 3 of whom were deaf, 2 were blind, and 1 was mentally slow. In addition to this, she has syphilis. The probability of this child being stillborn is 80%. Would you recommend that she have an abortion? Yes or No?

Ok, next question:

It's time to elect the President of the World, and YOUR vote is the deciding vote.The traits of the 3 main candidates are :
A. Candidate A is associated with corrupt politics, consults the stars, has 2 lovers, smokes like a chimney and has 8-10 martinis a day.

B. Candidate B was already bankrupt twice, sleeps until midday, smoked opium in school, and drank a litre of whiskey every night.

C. Candidate C was a decorated war hero. He is vegetarian, occasionally had a beer, and never had extramarital affairs.

Which of these three candidates would you choose? Respond honestly!!!!!

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ANSWERS:

Candidate A --> Franklin D. Roosevelt

Candidate B --> Winston Churchill

Candidate C --> Adolf Hitler

** Oh, and for the first question, if your response was "yes"... you just killed Beethoven!!!!